I would like to thank the Academy for the Continuing Bridesmaid Award.
Susan--I am not a number; I am a free man... I certainly was NOT waiting for a road to be built. As a matter of fact, there IS a road to within about a half mile of the summit of Greenhorn, but I deliberately chose the longer route up from the east.
Kevin--Stories...hmm...well...
Turtle Buttes was, in retrospect, the easiest of the bunch. It's a total poach, and I notice that some (no names...) did not duplicate my caution by staying away from the Hwy. 78 approach. Early morning seems to work well for most of these.
Weirdest: UN 6947. My TR kind of says it all. The shortest route that is entirely within San Isabel NF is many times longer than the quick poach route. As I was getting ready to leave my car along Siloam Road (not long before sunrise), a school bus pulled up and the driver asked me if I was all right! The summit is utterly unremarkable, and I might never have even found it without GPS.
Worst bushwhacking (and almost all of the low eight require some
serious bushwhacking): UN 7635. I actually tried this once unsuccessfully and, due to the lack of trails and the total lack of visibility, ended up running out of time on a nameless ridge point somewhere to the south. I eventually hit it by going through the deserted grounds of the Red Mtn. Youth Camp. That was a shorter route, but still a god-awful bushwhack. My return route differed significantly from my ascent route.
Greatest exercise in self-abuse: Oak Ridge. Since few are as bold as me in posting TRs (hint, hint), I played it safe and put together a long route through the NF instead of doing the quick poach from the east. There's actually a trail most of the way, which was nice for a change, but it's a loooooooong route.
Most satisfying: UN 8176. I think I actually got it right on this one, and found the most efficient way to bag it, almost completely legally! A snow hike in warm spring weather found me wearing gaiters and nothing but a t-shirt above the waist. Unusually good views from the summit.
It's almost a cosmic accident that Pueblo County, which consists mostly of prairie and plains,
has any ranked peaks, with the possible exception of Greenhorn--and even that has to be shared with Huerfano County! This has to be one of the weirdest things I've ever tried to do... Thanks for all the good wishes.